This teacher never taught me before,but I know who is he.I know he’s a physics teacher and always wear 80 century shirts,his 80 century glasses,the most important is his super 80 century hair style.I saw my school friends posted what he always said in the class,and I think it’s quite funny,but some quite meaningful.So,I copied down and decided to post it at here.Those words are what the teacher always like to say…and I tried to translate it to English,I hope everyone can read in both language.
那些年，我的物理老师，有着80年代的衣服，80年代的眼镜，最重要的就是那超级无敌的80年代style发型，最喜欢说：
“我要把你们的魂唤回来……”。I want to recall you spiritual…..
-没有正确的人生观，你的成绩也不会好到那里去。
Not have the correct outlook on life, your score will not be better.
-在学校里，因为太多假期，时间有限，明不明白就得靠你们自己的天斌，再不然唯有“阳光”（补习中心）可以照亮你们黑暗的前程。
In the school,because too much holidays,so,we have limited time,understand or not just depend on yourself talented.Or only "Sunshine" (tutorial center) can light up your dark future.
-我教的东西你们最好写下来，不然等下出去，一阵冷风吹过，就全部忘记了。
I teach something, you'd better write it down or wait for the next outburst of cold wind blowing, and all forget.
-专心上课，以后你要靠physics养家的啊....
Concentrate on the class you later rely on physics to support their families.
-无论以后你去到天涯海角哪个角落，都要带着我的note，你们就可以生存了~~~
Whether you go to the corners of the ends of the earth which must take my note,then you can survive.
-来补习时最好别跟朋友一起坐，为什么？朋友要跟你讲话，你不奉陪，叫做没义气，你跟他讲话，叫什么？这叫抱着一起死。
Best to the tutorial do not tell a friend to sit, why? Friends asked you to chat, you don’t want, called not loyalty, you spoke to him, what is it?Called to hold together dead.
-cemerlang学生就是这么烂学生~就一起烂吧
Cemerlang students is so bad students - with rotten
-如果你是耳聋的话，你的世界将会非常寂寞，因为没有声音。
If you are deaf, your world will be very lonely, because there is no sound.
-你回家时, 记得把我的 note 带走 , 还有你们的钱包, 锁匙, 糖果纸, ..... 还有吃不完的面包～～
When you back home, remember take my note away, your wallet, keys,candy wrappers, ..... and the unfinished bread.
-考试的时候，我不在你们身边，你们要自己照顾自己~~~
When in the exam,I will not beside you,you guys need to tae care of yourselves.
-坐前面的人以后就是工程师，坐后面的人以后就是清道夫 =.=”
The one who sit in front will be engineer,those who sit at the back will be scavenger.
-你们要专心听课...不然考试的时候你们会“欲哭无泪”。
You have to concentrate on lectures ... or exam when you will be"tears".
-清明节的时候会下雨是因为你的祖先看到你没有读书而掉眼泪
Ching Ming Festival, when rain is because your ancestors see you don’t have study and tears.
-没有培养细心，慢慢就是灾难
Do not Training and carefully, slowly,it is a disaster.
-假如你将来要成功，现在...你就要学会孤独~~~ 只要学会孤独，将来你就有机会成功了~
If you want to future success, now ... you have to learn to loneliness ~ ~ ~ just have to learn alone, you have a chance of success in the future
-你一定要做练习，多读，将来才有钱买奶粉,要不然就只能养一头母牛
You have to do exercises, read more,in the future have the money to buy milk, or else can only raise a cow.
-你的心好粗，所以你粗心
Your heart is very thick, so you careless.
-在这个民主的社会，你不能勉强任何人做他不喜欢或不愿意做的任何事....你不读书，我也不会逼你...
In this democratic society, you can not force anyone to do anything he does not like or do not want to do .... you do not study, I will not force you too.
-你如果现在还不读书，这叫视死如归.....考试出来～我，问心无愧； 你，不好无语问苍天...
If you is not reading, called death-defying ..... exam ~ I, a clear conscience; you, not anguish.
-当你对家里事务都不了解时，证明了你非一家之主，而是一家之猪.
When you do not understand the home affairs, proved non-head of the family, but one of the pigs
-我给你的note回去要读的咯，没有读你会死的咯
The note I gave you,you have to go home and read,if not,you’re dead.
-科学证明如果你一直是使用左手拿筷子、写字等动作，那么你…就是一个左撇子。
Scientifically proven If you have been using the left-handedchopsticks, writing, and such action, then you ... is a left-handed
-这个世界，人淘汰人，快的人淘汰后面的人
This world, people out fast out of the back of.
-斩草除根，春风吹不生！
Dig up the roots,spring it will not grow.
-不要浪费时间在梳头发。。
Do not waste time combing hair.
-被淘汰的时候不要忘记给人回味的笑容！
When get rejected,do not forget giving a memorable smile.
-你们要谢谢那些在后面讲话的同学，如果没有他们，以后你的孩子哪里有冰淇淋吃，全部人做医生就没有人卖冰淇淋了！！
You would like to thank those students who talking at the back , if they did not, when your child want to eat ice-cream, there is no ice cream to eat, all the doctor no one is selling ice cream.
-你们知道吗？有一个成语叫一针见血．那个针一插下去你的肉就看到血了。
Did you know? Idiom named sharply. That pin a interpolation down your meat on the sight of blood
-以前的神仙不读Physic的.''(所以求神仙也没有用～还是努力读书去～ )
Before the gods do not read Physic.'' (Ask god also not used ~ or to study hard)
-大象佩服人类因为人类可以发明东西把很重的玻璃举起来而不会破。
Elephants admire human because humans can invent things lifted the heavy glass will not break.
-有人说，海很宽阔。比海更宽阔的，是天空。比天空更宽阔的，。。。是考试范围。大家加油咯～
It is said that the sea is very wide. Broader than the sea, the sky.Wider than the sky. . . Syllabus. Everyone work hard!!
haha,when you feel bored,you can look back this,and you may feel happy and smile.Miss those days our school life….
haha, this is cool~
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